My name is Taylor and I'm trying to find my way.
And then I fell in love with the colour of your eyes and I just knew there was no turning back. - oh god oh god oh god (via h-auptgewinn)

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some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

I think I like walnut as an insult too cause it looks like a brain but it is not one…
Of course I’ll hurt you. Of course you’ll hurt me. Of course we will hurt each other. But this is the very condition of existence. To become spring, means accepting the risk of winter. To become presence, means accepting the risk of absence. - The Little Prince (via swiftbeat)

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my blog will make you horny ;)

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

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This is one of those cases where you bark in laughter that is bitter as the dregs of your dead soul.

Ouch. That hand wins for sure.